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O Blessed Holy Caffeine Tree

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O Blessed, Holy Caffeine Tree!

O Blessed Holy Caffeine Tree

Midi File:

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(currently broken–on my list to fix… Some Day Soon

Mp3 File (Courtesy of the Morning Coffee and Afternoon Tea Singers):

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Go ahead; sing along. 🙂

(This mp3 is a lower-sampling-rate version of the one at the Morning Coffee and Afternoon Tea link above.)

Note: the word transposition (“dear-blessed”) in verse 2 as performed by Christine and her compadres is NOT their fault. Notice the same error is in the copy above (kept that way in order to demonstrate that they faithfully reproduced MY mistake in transcription).

Oh, and here’s another verse, not included in the verses above:

O Blessed Holy Caffeine Tree,
In gratitude I sing of thee,
For all the ways you give life zest,
O Caffeine Tree, you are the best!


If you wish to use this song for your personal amusement, just print it out and/or download or record the MIDI file. Do NOT remove the copyright information and do NOT reproduce multiple copies for use by a group unless

1.) You credit me and
2.) Notify me of its use in a group/choral setting and
3.) Provide me with a recording of any performance

Do NOT download or otherwise reproduce the mp3 recording Christine of Morning Coffee and Afternoon Tea made without contacting HER and asking HER permission to do so.

Do not use this material in any way to produce income or for sale or distribution without my permission. Period. Ever. Clear?

If you have any questions just email me at [remove.this]

Update: Perri Nelson linked in with a post describing The Caffeine Curve and… I accidentally nuked his trackback (because I’ve NOT HAD ENOUGH COFFEE TODAY!!!). Important information you need to know. Go. Read. Be enlightened!

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Comment by Hopeful SpiritNo Gravatar
2007-05-04 11:03:12

That’s hysterical! 🙂 Where is Garrison Keillor when we need him?

Comment by DavidNo Gravatar
2007-05-04 12:29:29

Where’s Garrison Keillor? No doubt off somewhere commenting on the Lutheran Coffee Sacrament and extolling the virtues of a community where all the children are heirs of “no child gets ahead” (NCLB) AKA, Lake Wobegone, where all the children are above average…


Comment by Perri NelsonNo Gravatar
2009-11-14 13:29:31

An old high school friend (!) posted this comment on his Facebook Status…

Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze.
It maketh me to wake in green pastures:
It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses.
It restoreth my buzz:
It leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for its name’s sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction,
I will fear no Equal For thou art with me;
thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me.
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of The the whole bean freshly ground by thee,
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over.
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life:
And I will dwell in the House of Java forever.

I fixed a bit of spelling, but that’s all…

Comment by DavidNo Gravatar
2009-11-15 12:15:34

See? I just knew O Blessed Holy Caffeine Tree had other scriptural basis than the discovery that the “tree of the knowledge of good and evil” was the one and only decaffeinated coffee tree…

Comment by ColinNo Gravatar
2013-07-20 17:53:04

A plentiful sprinkling of consecutive 5ths!

Comment by DavidNo Gravatar
2013-07-20 20:45:32

Indeed, Colin, by design.

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