OP/10 Things I Love About Wetbacks, Moose-limbs and Moonbats (Oh My!)
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Wetbacks can sometimes have interesting cuisine. Just watch out for the fly larvae in the beans that’ve been soaking in open tubs for days, the salmonella in their pollo and the fecal coliform bacteria in the beef dishes. Better yet, translate their third world cuisine into civilized fare.
Moose-limbs at least have the decency to keep their cloven hooves on rugs then they “pray” to their Devil in a Pink Dress (the Devil in a Blue Dress is reserved for a Clintonista Oval Office gig).
Moonbats are so amusing. Kinda like rabid Chihuahuas in tutus.
And speaking of Chihuahuas. When are we gonna adopt the wetback cultural contribution of using these long-legged rats bred as stewpot animals in a way that honors wetback culture: as the food critter they were bred to be? One-a them lil kick toys would probably make about half a Vietnamese *Chinese, Thai… ) appetizer for one.
More, please. 
Update: From comments, N.B. Goldstein (from Clash of Civilizations chimes in with how he just has to love the new Moose-limbs’ suicide bomber practice ranges…
And Mama Duck points out how very, very advanced Lil Duck is (hint: he does NOT want to look like he’s been dressed by a moonbat. *heh* We all goof sometimes, Mama Duck. Let this be a warning… ) See? I toldya a study of moonbattery (and dressing a Lil Duck as a dragon is apparently viewed by Lil Ducks as battery, fer sure) was amusing.
Gottalove’em.
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Posted: October 17th, 2006 under Blogroll.
Tags: stupid is as stupid does
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Time October 17, 2006 at 9:26 AM
Meet the dragon & Halloween photo contest…….
Lil’ Duck has several cute costumes that double as playtoys – he usually refuses to wear them, but I got a nice shot of him in between howls of “dragon, off, now!!”….
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Comment from MamaDuck
Time October 17, 2006 at 9:26 AM
Dragons fit in there, right? 
LOL have a great day!
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Time October 17, 2006 at 10:04 AM
Par for the course…
Some news from China. Are all students required to play a draw or hit the ball from right to left too?
BEIJING – A Chinese university is requiring law and business students to take golf lessons…….
Comment from N.B. Goldstein
Time October 17, 2006 at 10:06 AM
You gotta love Moose-limbs (I title which I believe I coined a while back because they just came up with a new training technique – suicide bomber practice ranges. Ain’t they the greatest? Funny stuff, David!
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Time October 17, 2006 at 1:41 PM
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