An Earth-Shattering Solution/Weekend OTA
This is an Open Trackbacks Alliance post, open all weekend. Link to this post and track back. More below the “Earth-Shattering Solution” to a large part of the illegal immigrant invasion…
I recieved this in email. Sounds like a reasonable response to a terrible tragedy…
Just suppose…
A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale hits Mexico. Two million Mexicans have died and over a million are seriously injured.
The country is totally ruined and the government doesn’t know where to start with asking for help to rebuild.
The rest of the world is in shock.
Canada sends troops to help the Mexican army control the riots.
Saudi Arabia sends oil.
Other Latin American countries send supplies.
The European community (except France) sends food and money.
The United States, not to be outdone, sends three million replacement Mexicans.
God Bless America.
(Works for me. Were I processing the “aid” request, I’d also empty a few prisons and send second and third generation welfare families… )
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Posted: June 2nd, 2006 under Blogroll.
Tags: stupid is as stupid does
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Comment from Diane
Time June 2, 2006 at 4:58 AM
LOL That’s a good one. My post has a sort of joke at the end. 
Comment from hth
Time June 2, 2006 at 6:46 AM
don’t forget the little bronze mexican from the curio shop. -;)
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